covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
This is the high leading the old right now
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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