ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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