I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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