last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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