Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I lost the right to judge tonight
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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