Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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