thus making me awesome and them whores
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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