Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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