Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Randomize
