Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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