i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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