I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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