no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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