I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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