If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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