I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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