we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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