it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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