gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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