I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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