Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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