This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
