Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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