Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The air taste purple.
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