How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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