I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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