Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
either way he was missing a nipple.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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