I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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