I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
tell me about the fingering
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