Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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