sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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