dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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