I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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