Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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