yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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