i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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