I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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