I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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