Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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