Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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