Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
my shit smells like andre
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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