This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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