Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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