i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My ass is underappreciated
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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