just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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