dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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