Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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