My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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