billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
where are my eyebrows?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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