how can u be prego again
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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