Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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